Her Diary vs His DiaryHER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was up

Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's

1. Losing all your friendsMan comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kil ls him.Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."2. Bro

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who isalso the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Ju

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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. “The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Si

Wife - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife - You see, how

Dear Husband:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell.Y

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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are f