A cannibal in a restaurant
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by: Joker
Word Count: 81
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006 Time: 12:00 AM
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00
Fried Explorer: $ 15.00
Baked Politician: $ 100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
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