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You Might Be A Democrat If You think "ethics" is an eastern European country.  You've named your kids with hyphenated first and last names. You've tried to argue that poverty could be

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, &quo