Johan, a 'young' Malaysian tourist on his first visit to London, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain t

There are only 2 thing to worry about in life - either you are healthy, or you are sick. If you are healthy you have nothing to worry about, but if you are sick you have 2 things to worry about: eithe

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As heruns away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and gunsbut only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.They all decided that one person would have to let

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop w

Traveling salesman stops at a hillbilly farmhouse to sell some wares. While he's there a fierce storm comes up, and the farmer invites him to spend the night. However, as there wasn't a spare bedroom,

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into t

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young kid walked up to the bench and sat down. He had a spiked mohawk with all different colors. The old man just stared. The young man said, "W

A bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder, and offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. 15 minutes lat

Johnny, in the first grade, refuses to take the test. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third g