A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange : Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI. Officer: May I

Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, “May I borrow a highlighter?”Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the

Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog's chest for a moment, then shook his head sadly. "I'm

A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.2nd Child: Why are you crying?1st Child: I came here for a blood test.2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?1st Child: Yes. For t

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head  spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for ev

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.One day he met a girl and fell in

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and qui

Passengers on a small plane are waiting for the flight to leave.They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off.The e

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