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by: justboycuz
Word Count: 123
Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2010 Time: 5:45 PM

An airliner is flying accross country, when the pilot comes on the PA to announce, "we have some bad news. One of the engines just failed and as a result, we will be delayed by 30 minutes."

A bit later, the pilot returns, "we have some more bad news. Another engine just failed, and we will be delayed an additional hour."

Another bit later, "Sorry folks, more bad news. A third engine just failed, and so, since we will be running only on the one remaining engine, the flight will be delayed by another two hours."

At this point, a disgruntled passenger turns to his neighbor and says, "I sure hope that last engine keeps working or else we'll be up here all night!"

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  • Fri, 19 Mar 2010 at 5:50 PM, by justboycuz
    da dat dah da da da da da da dat dah....

  • Fri, 19 Mar 2010 at 7:28 PM, by xxyy

  • Fri, 19 Mar 2010 at 8:18 PM, by putri
    baik boss... kira x yah komen la ni.walaupun dah banyak kali baca dlm versi melayu. JBC = Jangan Bagi Komen.

  • Fri, 19 Mar 2010 at 8:18 PM, by putri
    sorry, JBC = Jangan Bagi Comment.

  • Fri, 19 Mar 2010 at 8:28 PM, by L
    haha.... aq rse komen putri lbih lwak kuikui..

  • Fri, 19 Mar 2010 at 8:49 PM, by Max
    lawak gak

  • Sat, 20 Mar 2010 at 9:29 AM, by Batu The Rock
    dont worry... no comment but wanna to complain that your jokes was basi, basier n basiest... tq, ur wlcome, c u 2morrow....

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