General Jokes
Chinese Names
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?Caller: I'm Sam Wan (some
Lawak #2:
Forgetful Actor
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is t
Lawak #3:
Parking illegally
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his
automobile. “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an
appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our
t
Lawak #4:
Like father, like husband?
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers,
it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
Lawak #5:
The clever farmer
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to
visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car
became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car o
Lawak #6:
The show-off Lieutenant
A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.
He’d been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come in
Lawak #7:
The honest lawyer
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd
and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized
that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker b
Lawak #8:
Sneaking into girls dormitory?
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students,
pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be
out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the
female s
Lawak #9:
Smart guy visiting the barber
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man
received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. -
he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m goin’ to buy a green ti
Lawak #10:
White Hair
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brun
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