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1: Birthday Present
John bought his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery as a birthday gift. The next year, he bought her nothing. "Don't I deserve a present?" she moaned. "You haven't used the one I 

2: Burger
ah beng was walking in the town.He suddenly felt hungry.he stumbled in front of the burger stall.And the stall was strangely named 'hong kong burger'. he bought a burger and left.he opened the wrappin

3: simple question but stupid answer
     

4: Engine Failure
An airliner is flying accross country, when the pilot comes on the PA to announce, "we have some bad news. One of the engines just failed and as a result, we will be delayed by 30 minutes." A bit la

5: Cat Translation
Miaow Feed me. Meeow Pet me. Mrooww I love you. Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up. Mrow I feel like making noise. Rrrow-mawww Pl

6: SIAP HANG SATGI
One woman stops a taxi.- To the airport, please.After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.- Are y

7: LOL.........
  This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look > > on his face. > > > > "Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?" > > "Be

8: Letter To My Psychiatrist
Dear Doc I am so sorry because I am unable to meet you today. This is because yesterday I make up with my girlfriend and she’s willing to be my wife again instead of my condition. Although

9: CAN ANIMALS LIE??
An animal was chased by an angry lion, the animal then hide behind a group of hippo"s then the animal told the hippo"s not to tell the lion that he is hiding behind them but hippo&qu

10: EXPENSIVE DRINK
which drink most expensive in the world?   ANS: MARIGOLD


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