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1: Birthday Present
John bought his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery as a birthday gift. The next year, he bought her nothing. "Don't I deserve a present?" she moaned. "You haven't used the one I 

2: Burger
ah beng was walking in the town.He suddenly felt hungry.he stumbled in front of the burger stall.And the stall was strangely named 'hong kong burger'. he bought a burger and left.he opened the wrappin

3: simple question but stupid answer

4: Engine Failure
An airliner is flying accross country, when the pilot comes on the PA to announce, "we have some bad news. One of the engines just failed and as a result, we will be delayed by 30 minutes." A bit la

5: Cat Translation
Miaow Feed me. Meeow Pet me. Mrooww I love you. Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up. Mrow I feel like making noise. Rrrow-mawww Pl

One woman stops a taxi.- To the airport, please.After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.- Are y

7: LOL.........
  This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look > > on his face. > > > > "Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?" > > "Be

8: Letter To My Psychiatrist
Dear Doc I am so sorry because I am unable to meet you today. This is because yesterday I make up with my girlfriend and she’s willing to be my wife again instead of my condition. Although

An animal was chased by an angry lion, the animal then hide behind a group of hippo"s then the animal told the hippo"s not to tell the lion that he is hiding behind them but hippo&qu

which drink most expensive in the world?   ANS: MARIGOLD

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