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Why Condoms come in boxes 3, 6 and 12

by: ZeMMs
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? "
The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool," says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers: "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men: ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."