The soldier who doesnt want to go to Iraq
by: matlempang
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hideunder your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, have you seen a soldier?
"He went that way", the nun answered
After
the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The
nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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