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Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn." Granny found cuff

Tom walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says "Honey, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the

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A kid goes into his mom's room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad.He asks, "What are you doing to dad, mom?"She says, "I'm helping him exercise to lose weight!"&quo