Dirty Jokes
Recent Miss Universe Interview
MISS WORLD Questions -AMERICAQuestion: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.Question: How can you say
Lawak #22:
Why Condoms come in boxes 3, 6 and 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?" To
which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Tho
Lawak #23:
Monkey Love
The horniest guy in the world is stuck on an island with just a monkey. After a while, he gets so horny he decides to have sex with the monkey.He catches the monkey, tries to have sex with it, but it
Lawak #24:
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The
odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls
weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't k
Lawak #25:
Don't have sex in the dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20
years.Every time they made love the husband insisted on turning the
lights off. Well after 20 years, the wife felt it was ridiculous. She figured
Lawak #26:
Tatoo logos on ****
A good looking girl decided to have sex with this really handsome guy.
They took off their clothes and she noticed he had numerous tattoos on his body. They were brand names like Reebok, Nike, etc.
Lawak #27:
Horny lieutenant of the French Foreign Legion
In the olden days of the Legion Etrangere (French Foreign Legion),
Lieutenant Lefevre was extremely happy to be posted near Bir Ounane,
right in the middle it seems, of the desert.
Boy howdy, did he e
Lawak #28:
Exotic dancer and problems with IRS
Washington DC - An Indiana woman has won agreement from the US Tax
Court that her breasts are business assets and can be depreciated for
tax purposes.
Cynthia S. Hess, known as "Chesty Love"
Lawak #29:
Laundry Joke
A newlywed husband initiated sexual activiity with his bride every
night by turning to her and asking if she "would like to do the
laundry".
One night after more than a year, she replies in
Lawak #30:
Dangerfield jokes
"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday."
"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!"
"It's tough to stay ma
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