I'm A Sperm!
by: ZeMMs
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The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor.
"As
soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight
line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the
cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it
and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm an Egg.' From that moment
on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?"
The sperm nodded affirmatively.
Two
days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren. He wakes
immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind
him. He knows he has to arrive first.
When he nears the entrance
to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other
sperm. He is able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red,
sticky ball.
When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!"
The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil."
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