A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"The mother b

After a hard day at the office, three guys decide to go out for a cocktail to wind down. The bar becomes very crowded, a few drinks turns into many and soon everyone is tanked. All three lose track of

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked b

This one happened at a major Australian University in October last year. In a biology lecture, a professor was discussing the high glucosen levels found in semen. A young female freshman, raised her

..The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor."As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of

MISS WORLD Questions -AMERICAQuestion: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.Question: How can you say

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Tho

The horniest guy in the world is stuck on an island with just a monkey. After a while, he gets so horny he decides to have sex with the monkey.He catches the monkey, tries to have sex with it, but it

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't k

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.Every time they made love the husband insisted on turning the lights off. Well after 20 years, the wife felt it was ridiculous. She figured