80,000 Sardars meet in the Gurunanak Stadium, for a “Sardars Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the World that Sardars are not Stupid. Can I have a Volunte

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...........1. she called me to get my phone number.2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate.".3. she put l

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goe

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A store named "Husband mart" has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopp

The flight 000 was going to Tehran from London. When it gets close toTehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:"Tehran, th

The newspaper obituary operator received a phone call. The woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?" "Five dollars per word, ma'am," came the response.

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pr

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off a fat little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to

A gum-chewing American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation. He asks the Frenchman, "When you eat br