"I'm going fishing."Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.""Wo

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A husband & wife were home one evening watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." The husband looks at the wife and says, "C'mon honey, lets go upstairs and fool around."The wif

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This is a HOOT!!!! The Way Children See Things! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening, when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark

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