Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged. “You’re being unreaso

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind t

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. “Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”. “OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?” GOD says

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.These are OUR rules:Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Breasts are fo

SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. STYLE: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow

The following Womens words and phrases have been translated into English for your convenience. Woman: Yes English: No Woman: No English: Yes (or No) Woman: Maybe English: No Woman: I’m sorry English

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a compan

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the admiration. When we die, our widows get the life insurance money. What do wo

So-called friendship among women :A woman did not come home at night.The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them says

There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the Lord!".The atheist yells back, "There is