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Windows '98 Source Code

by: ZeMMs
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/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(TM)
Projected release-date: Summer 1994
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main() {

while(!CRASHED) {

display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation) {

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();

}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed) {

display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache()) disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu()) {

set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

// printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");
// printf("Welcome to Windows 95");
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok()) { crash(to_dos_prompt); }
else {

system_memory =open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something) {

sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);

}
create_general_protection_fault();

}