The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. Press any key to

/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(TM) Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "ol

If Microsoft Built Cars Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, accept this, restart and

There were 3 engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stops running, and they coast to a stop on the side of the road, wondering wha

Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes UTILITIES: The "man" pages are now called "person" pages.Similarly, "hangman" is now "person_executed_by_an_opp