kisah!

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by: iqatenchi
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Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 Time: 9:25 PM
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pd 1 hari,aku  nk pergi umah satu makcik ni kat shah alam nak hnta barang.

aku x tau jln sbb first time pegi,makcik tu plak kasi direction cm sial..dah tu kteorg ckp thru phone..aku bengang giler last2 aku letak phone,dahtu..makcik 2 call back...aku dgr die kate:"B! tolong tunjuk kan jln pg umah kte"..

so aku asume makcik tu tgh suro husband die bg direction kat aku sbb makcik tu panggil "b" kan...waktu ckp tepon tue..aku ber"uncle" la ngn husband makcik ni..

"ha...ok uncle..ok..saye nmpk shell on my left"..

pakcik tu pon biase je la..pastu biler da nk letak talipon die gelak lak..aku buat bodoh je la..

da smpi umah die...aku tny la:"aunty,sape ade kat umah?"...aunty tu jawab: "aunty ngn anak aunty je"

pastu aku mcm:"hah..suami aunty mane?..

makcik: x de,pg jakarta.. 

tetibe die panggil anak die turun:..."MII!...turuuuun.."!!.....

pokemon betol!!...aku ingt "b"!!...alih2 "MI"....rupe2nye aku slh dengar!...aku ingtkan die kate : B!"...sbnrnyer MI...

malu giler babooon...yg ku sangakan bapak rupa nya ank!..baru 18 plak tu!...malu! malu!malu!

pengajaran:...kalau sesat jgn ckp talipon! cr sendiri!!! 

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Comments

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 9:27 PM, by bentayan
ape kau merepek ni drebar teksi?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 9:31 PM, by gigi_biru
ni klu wa komen mesti ada yg angin ni...
byk sgt shortform.
klu wa kata syok sdri,kata wa celupar...
tp sape x angin lawak cam gini!
kang....

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 9:33 PM, by gigi_biru
lu org nak kutuk,kutuk la xde hal...
tp tolong jgn htr lwk yg x phm.
wa nasihat termasuk wa sdri...
nnti kata wa berlagak otai lak.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 9:35 PM, by gigi_biru
mata da merah da ni...
rasa nak mencaruuuuut jek...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 9:35 PM, by hasif
Kalau kureng faham, how to comment?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 9:38 PM, by bentayan
kalau dah spesis cencoroot tu,memang kerja nak mencarut je.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 9:42 PM, by iqatenchi
hahaha...x fhm ke...sorry..nnti aku edit semuala deh.. =)

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 9:51 PM, by iqatenchi
haahaha...aku nmpk ade tanda2 keinsfan sket ngn si gigi biru...kikikiki...suke hati ko la nk ckp ape...
aku da edit..kalau x phm lagi..buat x tau je!

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:05 PM, by azha_budaklate
b dgn m bunyi nk same ker..
ni citer betul ke..

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:05 PM, by gigi_biru
wlupun da edit semula tp lawak lu ttp mcm ba...(eh lupa da insaf)
ttp x buat wa tersenyum

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:13 PM, by mohammad fauzi
tolong sambung perkataan gigi bulu (bi....)hahahaha

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:20 PM, by bentayan
iskh....iskh .....iskh

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:26 PM, by iqatenchi
wuteva gigi biru..ko insaf ke ko mati ke..idup ke nk "ba" ke...
"ada aku kesah?!"

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:27 PM, by iqatenchi
azha...aku silap dgr..blakang die dua2 pon ade "i"..
biii,miii...aku dgr iiii blkang die..haih

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:35 PM, by bentayan
iqatenchi,sory aq x berniat....

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:53 PM, by bodarkcute
oowwhh skunk bru aq paham..biii. miii..herh..bgoslah ko dah insaf gigi_ biru..xder lgi kutok mengutok..bagoih2 har har..

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:56 PM, by iqatenchi
haha sronok sumeorg ko dah insaf gi

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 10:56 PM, by iqatenchi
ndak apa2

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 11:06 PM, by iqatenchi
ndak apa2

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 11:12 PM, by Maria
bluetooth insaf??

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 11:23 PM, by bentayan
bukan insaf, tapi tgh isap,dia hi{lalok} skrg ni.....kakakakakakkakka tgh isap gam+taik babi gak nye.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 at 11:31 PM, by Maria
ayat org atas x leh bla.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 1:08 AM, by hasif
?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 6:02 AM, by bentayan
nak tau kenapa gigi jd biru?sbb gam dr idung ba..+taik dr bi,masuk lam plastik sedut........

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 9:18 AM, by poker face
welcome home poker.....!!! apasal korang brgaduh ni...baru berapa hari aku takde, dah kacau bilau.... Freedom Promiser, macamana u jaga anak2 buah semasa ketiadaan aku...tak boleh harap!!!

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 9:44 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Ampun pf.. Aq xtrlibat beb.. Diorg ni da bsr..aq mls nk ajr care bdk kcik.. K0 p0n 1! 0utstati0n ne pf?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 9:53 AM, by poker face
sya round smnanjung fp... kmi buat audit ke beberapa jabatan k'jaan... penat + pening...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 10:23 AM, by raSiOnalEmosiONal
hri ni 13 oktober kn....
ohh

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 11:08 AM, by poker face
bukan..17 okt la..

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 11:22 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
0wh.. Pt0tla.. Dak2 ni wt mslh smnjk ktiadaan k0 pf.. Huh, aq mls nk cmpr..

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 11:23 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
0wh.. Pt0tla.. Dak2 ni wt mslh smnjk ktiadaan k0 pf.. Huh, aq mls nk cmpr..

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 11:23 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
0wh.. Pt0tla.. Dak2 ni wt mslh smnjk ktiadaan k0 pf.. Huh, aq mls nk cmpr..

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 11:28 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Wah! Trlebih sudaa!

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 1:59 PM, by DaK_SLgR_KL
cerita mcm ni leh dpt komen bnyk bgus2 :)

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 2:19 PM, by bodarkcute
mcam2 ade..

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 2:41 PM, by justboycuz
bentayan nie org kutuk ko marah...
tp bila ko kutuk org xpe plak...



tak sedar diri....

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 2:45 PM, by kuntum
hahaha....
lau kau pun mau merah muka tahan malu..
hehehe

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 5:59 PM, by gigi_biru
hehehe...xde hal...
bentayan=tempat pelupusan babi dan monyet terbiar..
kakakaka...
ntahapepaentah

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 6:00 PM, by gigi_biru
alamak terkata babi.sori .
alah xpelah klu ngan monyet dr bentayan.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 6:15 PM, by xxyy
bentayan ni over la mencarut... nasib bek bluetooth dah insaf.. sorang insaf datang pulak sorang yg mengong!

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:11 PM, by bentayan
umpama ketiadaan kucing,tikus2 berpesta ye.....kahkahkakah,aku xkan pernah marah.......
bukan mcm gigi biru tu,ingatkan kepala keras cam batu,rupanye lembut mcm kekabu.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:20 PM, by gigi_biru
hehehe...ye ke x marah...
mana lah wa tahu perasaan lu ketika ni...
outrageous&cruel...
pebendalah bodoh...
hehehehehe

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:27 PM, by bentayan
lemau tul budak sekor ni,bacin cam longkang.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:29 PM, by gigi_biru
badan mcm monyet hidung ba....
tu pasal badan wa berbau pun dia tahu..
hehehehe

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:39 PM, by bentayan
tak pegi berkubang ke?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:52 PM, by bodarkcute
gigi_biru bru nk insap ko darh dtg eh bentayan.. tengok! semangat gigibiru utk mencarot dah berkobar2 semule sbb ko larh bentayan.. agknyekn, ko emunk pro tntng bab memaki ney...smer ngn gigi biru...herh

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:59 PM, by bentayan
dia tu dulu seguru ngan aq cuma dia ni ada sasau ckit,x terkawal.skrg ni aq nak jinakkan dia supaya boleh aq bawa balik ke kandang...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 9:06 PM, by gigi_biru
monyet nak ajak wa ke bentayan...
pusat perlupusan ba...dan monyet terbiar..
hehehehehe...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 9:06 PM, by bodarkcute
oowwhh cmtue citernye...habeh tue, ade lark kes di mne murid caci guru n guru caci murid..heih mcm2...nk taw, sper mule dlu??

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 9:27 PM, by gigi_biru
lu kena phm bodarktak cute..
monyet dari bentayan mmg nak dilupuskan...
tiba2 ada sekor monyet terlepas..skrg tgh aruk kat LJ.
jg2lah ye bodarktakcute nnti lu kena lempar najis dia...
hehehe


ntahapeapentah

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 10:04 PM, by bentayan
pekah perbezaan najis muhallazah,muttawasitah dan najis gigi biru.
sape boleh jawab?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 10:43 PM, by ct
najis lu lg bacin la bentayan..

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 11:10 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Xsgke.. Aq igt.. Ah.. Bt0l ckp musang..

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 at 6:05 AM, by bentayan
iskh...iskh...iskh,pe bengap sangat ko ni ct?
nama pun najis,mmgla busuk, bacin,
x taula plak kalau ada benda lain selain najis yang bacin/puki ko tu pun bacin ct.......kekekekekkeekkekekkke

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 at 6:07 AM, by bentayan
fp aq tau ape maksud ko,cpt berterima kasih ngan aq...hahhahahahahahah

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 at 5:48 PM, by xxyy
BYKNYA DOSA !!! SIAPA MAKAN CILI DIA TERASA PEDASNYA...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 at 11:45 PM, by gigi_biru
wa boleh jwb...
najis gigi_biru adalah makanan kegemaran monyet dari bentayan..
hahahaha...mari kita gelak beramai2..
hahahaha

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 at 11:49 PM, by gigi_biru
bentayan...
BENci TAik TApi laYAN
gelak lg kuat..
HAHAHAHA

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 at 7:05 AM, by bentayan
pe si bodoh ni merapu?bebal tul......
badan cam mat pit, perut buncit penuh cacing,dubur rabak kena sundal......kakakakakakaakakakaakkakakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkaaaaaaaaaaakkkkakaaaaaa

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 at 12:47 AM, by iqatenchi
wallah weyh....baru 5 hr akuu x de...x sangka post aku begini jadinya...wakakakakaa...jgn gado2!

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 at 12:54 AM, by iqatenchi
kan da insaf...

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 at 6:07 PM, by kutu_manje
ala-iqatenchi tu pon ko nk cter adeh...

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 at 7:35 PM, by iqatenchi
cte ape?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 at 12:48 PM, by gigi_biru
cite "iqatenchi memerang bodoh yg tersepit dicelah pintu"

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 at 3:24 PM, by iqatenchi
haram jadah betol la ko ni gigi biru...kesian mak bapak kau..x nk bace pegi mampos la!..ade aku kesah?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 at 11:10 PM, by gigi_biru
hehehe...knp ni syg...
jgn lah mrh kat abg....makbpk i mertua u jgk kan...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 at 12:20 AM, by iqatenchi
hahahha..iyo lah cik gigi...skali lagii...my dear bluetooth!...what ever.....

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 at 11:04 AM, by gigi_biru
my dear iqatenchi jgk...
syg iqatenchi....
mmmmuaaAH...

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 at 11:24 AM, by trekz
gigi ni ish3....dh tua xsedar diri btl...pelikz aku.,

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