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Hensem!!!!....

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by: Azrul
Word Count: 162
Date: Tue, 9 Feb 2010 Time: 4:08 PM
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Pade satu ari,Adela dua orang budak ..sorang Mat dan sorang lagi Mail..Mat pegilah umah Mail.. Die beritahu sesuatu kat Mail....

Mat: Abih kampung kita Mail.!!!Abih sumenye!!

Mail: Ape yang abih nye Mat!!!

Mat: Abih Kampung kita!!tadi masa aku pegi kedai tadi...aku jumpe sorang mamat yang hensem gila!!!!!!!!!aku risau habih janda Dan dara tepikat kat die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mail: Sape die tu???????????!!!!!!!!!!(tanya Mail Dengan besungguh sungguh)

Mat: AKU LE

Mail: Cam Babi...Kote pak ang!!!!!!!!!!

Tiga ari kumudian...tiba berita yang mengatakan ade sorang mayat yang ditemui mati didalam keadaan ngeri sampaikan mukanya sudah tak ada bentuk rupa manusia tetapi bentuk babi utan yang berumur 1 juta tahun akibat dibelasah!kote die masih ade bentuk lagi!!!mayat itu dipercayai adalah mayat Mat yang dikatakan hilang kelmarin di puncak gunung everest..............

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ini adalah hasil kerja daripada dua sahabat baik.....................sekian

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Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 4:12 PM, by poker face
ha..ini contoh artikel lawak bodoh yang ditulis oleh org bodoh yang tolol lagi bodoh mcm keldai yg bodoh mcm udang yg bodoh...brapa bnyk bodoh dah...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 4:20 PM, by justboycuz
selagi ade org bodoh di dunia..........(nyanyi cam ning baizura)

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 4:32 PM, by idadania
nyanyi lagi....

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 4:45 PM, by Sven
Oik jbz xpyh nyanyi r
aq tkt hujan xleh r aq g ngaji mlm nie

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 5:01 PM, by kaseh
lawak macam bangang..

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 5:48 PM, by gigi_biru
aik ade lg balok yg komen plg atas tu?

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 6:01 PM, by gigi_biru
tu ari dgr balok tu da masok lokap?dlm lokap leh main internet ke?

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 7:31 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Ok je artikel dia pf artikel ko yg mcm orng bodoh n paling bodoh sedunia...crmin skit puki ko bru ckp org...gb ko tk yah cmpur kanak2x kcukan cipan ni bhaye...mcm cinabang...jbc 2 'paku dulang paku srapeh kate org dia mcm hampeh'....woi betine ko tk yh nk cmpur ko tngok artikel ko dulu mcm puki itek kne boko tau...
Tk mnyedo upenye...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 8:43 PM, by wtf
mcm taik jer

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 9:05 PM, by justboycuz
jxb nape ko ttp ko punyerr article.....tkt kena kutuk kerr....cam larr bagus sgt...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 9:53 PM, by putri
oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 9:59 PM, by justboycuz
name dah jin...patut larr antar gambaq antu.............

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 10:06 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Woi cipap jbc bkan wa tutop,wa tk pondan mcm lu ble wat artikel tk bg komen mcm nyah tk de tlor,..admin yg poyo yg tutop pantat...putri hai....

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 10:11 PM, by putri
hai

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 11:17 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Dh mlm ni tk tido lg...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 11:25 PM, by azroq
mmg susah jd org hensem... contohnyer cam aku ni... mmg ramai dengki...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 11:30 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Slalunye org ss mcm ko hmbeh...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 11:48 PM, by azroq
aik... jin pun dengki samer aku, jgn ko belasah aku cam citer kat atas tu dah la. kesian awek2 yg SE kat aku... huhuhu...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 at 12:06 AM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Wa jin baik,wa tk kcau lu org,lu org jngn crk pasal gn wa plak sdah ar...ida 3 benua wa maki lu org...