Didatangi Haid..

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by: gelaktergolek
Word Count: 72
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 Time: 11:03 PM
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Suatu hari di dalam kelas 4 Bestari,
Ustaz : Midah, jika kamu didatangi haid, apa yang kamu perlu lakukan?
Midah : Saya akan jerit minta tolong dan lari sekuat hati.
Ustaz : Kamu nak jerit dan lari? Mengapa?
Midah : Mak kata jangan percaya.
Ustaz : Eh, kenapa pula?
Midah : Sebab mak kata nanti dia nak culik saya.
Ustaz : Culik?
Midah : A'ah. Lepas tu dia akan bunuh saya.
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Thu, 24 Jan 2008 at 1:54 PM, by MAISARAH
aku x paham pun????

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 at 9:38 AM, by matlempang
dia ingat "Haid" tu nama orang kot??

Mon, 3 Mar 2008 at 9:09 PM, by starsy
ni budak darjah 4 ke, form 4?

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 at 5:19 PM, by masurinafu
bijak bebenor yek dak tue...

Tue, 1 Apr 2008 at 4:57 PM, by jibam
apalah..haid pun x tau..datang bulan kan..

Wed, 9 Apr 2008 at 4:10 PM, by biela
mak manalah ajar daq ni..senggal nak manfus... ada orang dalam dunia nama haid ke???

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 at 6:21 PM, by kaptust
cam taik lembu citer ni

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 at 10:18 AM, by azrin
bengong

Mon, 2 Jun 2008 at 4:03 PM, by suzanzs13
Maybe die pikir pengait kot..

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 at 12:58 PM, by kieyla
die ingat haid tu jepun la jepun kan slalu cakap hait....hait... apela korang betul tak gelaktergolek

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 at 3:35 PM, by puteri_ayam
kompius aku...nak gelak ke x ni

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 at 11:08 PM, by kamen rider v3
tah pah pe lgi citer ni x fhm lngsung

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