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Kunci Dulu Sebelom Main!!Bahaya!!!

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by: -!z!-
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Date: Sun, 31 Jan 2010 Time: 3:13 PM
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Tersebut La Kesahhhhh...Cerita Ni Aku Ngah Dapat Idea Time Dok Boring............................

Adoi...Borink.....Ni Kisah Nyer ...Ade La Pasangan Suami Isteri Name Suami Nyer Zafir(Bukan Aku Xde Name Yang Dalam Fikiran) Isteri Nyer Ainin...Mereka Mempunyai 2 Orang Anak...Sorang Laki[Zainif] Sorang Pompuan[Zainina]


Zafir Baru Balik Dari Kerje...........

ZAFIR:Ayang!!!Abang Da Balik....Lepas Abang Mandi Ni Kite Main2 Nak..???Lagipon Abang X Main Lame Da Ni....

AININ:Boley Je...Tapi Anak Kite Tu.....Canne Plak/???

ZAFIR:Xpew Nanti Abang Bagitau Depa....

Zafir Pon Bagitau Dekat Anak Anak Nyer...

ZAFIR:Zainif,Zainina Jangan Kacau Dedii Ngan Mamii Main Tau...

ZAINIF&ZAININA:Dedii Ngan Mamii Men Ape???

ZAFIR:Men Jolok Batang Ke Dalam Tasik Yang Besar.

ZAINIF:Ape Tu Dedii??

ZAFIR:Ala Kome Semua X Yah Nak Nyebok....

Selepas Zafir Mandi...Ape Lagi!!Die Ngan Ainin Main La..........Semasa Main...:"D

ZAFIR:Wooohhoooo Sedapnyer!!!

AININ:Yea Ayang Mmg Sedap...!!!

Anak Mereka Menangis Kerana Mahu Makan....Maklom La Mak Die X Masak Lagi X Sabo Nak Main Ngan Suami Die...Mereka Pecah Masok Kedalam Rumah Yang Dedii Ngan Mamii Die Men..Tibe Tibe Zafir Ngan Ainin Terdengar Orang Melekat KAt Dinding 'Ketepek'..

ZAFIR:Ape Tu Yang???

AININ:Ala Ade Budak Sebelah Umah Kite Tu Kan Suke Men Baling Kucing Die Tu...Da Berpuloh Ekor Kucing Die Jage Mati....

ZAFIR:Owh Yew Kew....Abang Ingat Ape La Tadi...

Setelah Abih Mereka Main Mereka Pon Cari Anak Anak Mereka Yang Umo Sebatang JAgong Tu......

ZAFIR&AININ:Zainif!!Zainina!!Mane Ke Kome Ni!!!

Setelah Penat Mereka Mencari Anak Mereka Pergi Ke Bilik Mereka Tiba Tiba.....

ZAINIF:Mamii Dedii!!!!Inif Ngan Nina Melekat Kat Dinding Ni LA!!!!!!!!

ZAFIR:Ape Kowang Buat Kat Atas Tu???

ZAININA:Ek Eleh....Dedii Ngan Mamii La Buat Kiteorang Terbang Kat Atas Ni???

AININ:Kenape?

ZAINIF:Kami Mlekat Sebab Dedii Ngan Mamii Men Kasar Sangat!!!

ZAFIR:OwhhhH!!Kome Pecah Masok Yer!!

ZAININA:Kami Lapar La Tu La Pasal Kami Masok....

Maka MoralNyer:Main Tu Kunci La Pintu Nanti Terbang Plak Anak Nanti! Ke Siling Kang Nanti..

 

SOWI AKU DAK BARU SO ADE LA YANG X LAWAX>...<

 

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Comments

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 3:18 PM, by bapakLU
mlekat kt dinding ye!
aku ingt air y mlekt kt dndg td.erm...boleh lar..

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 3:26 PM, by gigi_biru
boleh lar apekebenda ni bpkLU?
lwk ni lu kata boleh lar?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 3:34 PM, by bapakLU
blh la drp xde...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 3:40 PM, by gigi_biru
sukahati lu la...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 3:47 PM, by -!z!-
Lew Ngumpat La Aku Baru Je Kat Sini!

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 3:48 PM, by bapakLU
kui..kui..kui..gelak la nnti gb mrh..

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 3:58 PM, by -!z!-
-_- GB Blagak Lew.............Mentang Mentang Orang Legend...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:00 PM, by gigi_biru
wa xberlagak pon...kira ok ape wa kasi komen kat lwk lu yg ntaape ni....
lu tggu je la samseng2 lain komen...
wa arini xsedap badan...dedor je rasanya...chow la!

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:03 PM, by -!z!-
Ok Tengok La Aku Baru Post Baru Punyer Lawak....Dekat Lawak Lucah

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:23 PM, by idadania
tak faham la...kenapa anak die bertepek kat dinding pulak..ape la...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:41 PM, by xxyy
hurm ok la

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:41 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Cite pe ni,kiwak citenye...cite la an2 ke ape ke,ni cite memantat2x plak,...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:47 PM, by bapakLU
ni lwk bdk blum bersunat ag ni klu korg nk tau gak.

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:50 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Btol bpk ko mmg pndai,wak3xx

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:56 PM, by justboycuz
This comment has been delete.

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:57 PM, by bapakLU
lAwak bdk pas sunat cmner lak?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 4:57 PM, by justboycuz
This comment has been delete.

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:01 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Mcm bru pas snat ar,ki3x

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:02 PM, by bapakLU
mende ko ni jcb.

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:03 PM, by bapakLU
**jbc.
**jcb no plet honda aku.
sorry bebyk ye.

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:04 PM, by bapakLU
cmner.terkangkang2 ke?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:06 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Enth aq pun tk tau,huhuhuhu

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:08 PM, by bapakLU
ko x penah sunat ke?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:12 PM, by justboycuz
jin pun x tau.....aku lg larr x tau......

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:13 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Aq dh snat ko kot yg blm snat bpk oii

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:15 PM, by gigi_biru
da,da,da jgn gadoh...
kira lu b'3 belum sunat lg..ok?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:18 PM, by justboycuz
sape dier 3 org tu.....
musti ko salah satu kan gb....??

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:19 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Hak3xx....jin tau je,..mcm bpk,wak3x

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:20 PM, by bapakLU
slh sekor ko la gb.lau aku lum sunat cmner aku nk kwen.kotor beb.

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:21 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Sodap mulut ko ckp kt owng blm snat ko tu ha yg paler kadak di badung,,kn aq dh ckp jowo hukk3x

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:23 PM, by gigi_biru
abis sume berlumba2 nak ngaku belum sunat..wa kata je la sume belum sunat...kan adil...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:23 PM, by bapakLU
mnatang mende 2 jin?ko bace mentere ke pew?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:24 PM, by gigi_biru
wei wa nak g rumah anak yatim ni...nak anto cek....buatla amal ibadat skit la wei

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:24 PM, by bapakLU
elex r..gb mane penah sunat.beliau kn mat saleh.korg x tau kew?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:25 PM, by bapakLU
same time ag.rosak pc gua.....

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:25 PM, by justboycuz
jin nk manderem gb la tu.....

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:26 PM, by justboycuz
waaaa pc gua msk virus..same time ngan gb...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:29 PM, by gigi_biru
pdn muka lu...
seb bek wa byk duit boleh beli pc lain..

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:32 PM, by justboycuz
pc yg wa guna nie buruk...
yg baru blum pakai lg....ade 2 tau 3 stock lg kat storr...(baru punyerr)..tak termasuk kat lam bilik aku...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:32 PM, by bapakLU
koya mung nih.byk pitih tp g kelab sokmo.

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:32 PM, by bapakLU
dh la main blakng.

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:40 PM, by justboycuz
xkan nk main tepi kot....
klu main kat dpn ngan blkg aku ok jerr...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:41 PM, by gigi_biru
buruk mcm lu la..bontot pun ada kudis..x jaga kebersihan...(bpkLU bitau wa...sbb dia pernah langgan lu)

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:42 PM, by gigi_biru
tgk!bkn main mesra jcb ngan bpkLU

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:43 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Ape mu ni bpk main2x ni,pning ke..,

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:44 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Dia owng ade skandel huhuhu

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:46 PM, by justboycuz
jxb...gb nk langgan ko...bleh kerr...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:48 PM, by gigi_biru
jxb!jcb ngan bpkLU da nak kawin..lu nak jd saksi x?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:49 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Pe ko ni jbc,kuat skit ko,
Jngn mlu aq tau ko minat gn gb kn,ha...mntng2x bpk dh tua n dh nk expayt ko tngl kn bpk ek cian dia,wak3x

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:52 PM, by justboycuz
hahahaha......

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:52 PM, by gigi_biru
jcb da ngandung anak bpkLU..gila ar..

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:53 PM, by gigi_biru
dia ngidam nak isap pele...bodoh tul

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:53 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Tk nk ar gb bhye la,nnti kne smbr petir plak,cbb dia orng khwin ssme jenis..wekk3x...biar je dia owng khwin lari hukk

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:53 PM, by justboycuz
hahahaha..........

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 5:56 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Yk,bpe bln gb,...haha kuatnye bpk dh tua2x pun msh blh pncut..hi3x

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 7:12 PM, by isza
hahhahhahhahhahhahhahahahahahahahahahah

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 at 9:09 PM, by wtf
whatfuck is this shit.. try again.. damn shit!

Mon, 1 Feb 2010 at 12:34 PM, by gigi_biru
buat pengetahuan jxb....jcb ngandung pki air kencing bpkLU je...

Mon, 1 Feb 2010 at 1:54 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
La yk,huk3x klu dh bsalin msti muke mcm tenok,huk3x

Mon, 1 Feb 2010 at 2:15 PM, by gigi_biru
ade rupanya lu..ingat kan da terbakar masa azan zohor td...
mana tenok lak...mcm memerang la..kuikuikui...eh salah...
wiwiwiwiwi

Mon, 1 Feb 2010 at 3:03 PM, by novel
air mani cam gam....

Mon, 1 Feb 2010 at 4:01 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Mane de gb td aq pg solat zohor ar...
Bkan memerng tp konkang Waak3xxx

Mon, 1 Feb 2010 at 6:15 PM, by gagak hitam
....................

Mon, 1 Feb 2010 at 11:40 PM, by Sven
Macam mane anak2 mrka terbang
siap melekat kt dinding lg
hahahaha
xlogik tp ok r r lwk nie
all the best

Mon, 1 Feb 2010 at 11:54 PM, by gigi_biru
kongkang pun kongkang la janji rock!
wiwiwiwi

Tue, 2 Feb 2010 at 4:03 PM, by justboycuz
rock kepala mak ko...............!!!

Tue, 2 Feb 2010 at 6:33 PM, by Sven
Betul3
Kata Upin Je bkn Aq yg kata

Wed, 3 Feb 2010 at 4:08 PM, by bapakLU
kuat tol ngutuk aku.aku muda ag r.bru 23 thn.

Sun, 7 Feb 2010 at 5:53 PM, by Sven
Yer Ke xTny pun

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