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by: nEwbiE
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Date: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 Time: 8:50 PM
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Jalani & Suraya adalah pengantin baru.Pada malam ke7 mereka berkahwin,terjadi dial0g dibawah~

Jalani : Ayang j0m main,sambil tangannya menarik tangan Suraya.

Suraya : Iskh cUk ni,ayang penat la. . .Da 7 mlm bertUruT~turut asyik men je penat.Penat.Penat.

Jalani : Ala ayang ni!dulu mase bel0m kawen kite main selama sebulan berturut~turut!Ayang x letih p0m.(jalani wat muke kiut ala2 kucing lap0r)

Suraya : itU dulu cUk,masE tU masih bertenaga yela abang p0m mase tU champi0n bab maen ni.Ngan sepupu abang p0m abang penah maen kan?"Kantoi"(suara latar yg entah mane datangnya huhuh)

jalani: j0m lah maen!J0m la lau x abang majuk 9 hari!

Suraya:iskh!Ea la tp x nak bising2 tau mak ngan ayah ngah neng0k tb tU.

Jalani : yey!

Suraya: masuk pelahan.Lahan bang!Yeah o0oh yeah g0o h0ney yeah yeah! Yey!Ayang kalah lagi!Kan ayang da kata gasing pinang ni kene masuk pelan2 baru leh pusing!Ad0yai!Apela dr dulu asyik cuk je kalah!Dah la malas nak men ag la~adiosA neWbiE

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Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:00 PM, by nEwbiE
X sangke kt sini leh gune k0d html

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:06 PM, by TuT
kot die nih..............................................ermmm....takde pape

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:15 PM, by novel
okeh aq tujuk ajar....mari kiter ajar die heheh.....ko mesti kurang ajo

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:28 PM, by TuT
hahah,..

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:32 PM, by justboycuz
aku rase dah ade larr....
kot citer jer tukar ckit....

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:41 PM, by sYuE
assalamualikum smue...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:48 PM, by justboycuz
cik syue dtg.....uwek..

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:52 PM, by sYuE
juzbuaya...
long time no see.....

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:53 PM, by gigi_biru
hai saya pun newbie yg beriman

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 9:59 PM, by sYuE
uik....ye ke..??
hahahaha

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:01 PM, by justboycuz
huh....

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:06 PM, by sYuE
juzbuaya...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:16 PM, by gigi_biru
tu nnti chat pjg2..si jcb ngan syue...
mula2 chat...da kenal ajak berjimak lak,pastu rakam dlm h/p....tu la budak2 zaman skrg

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:18 PM, by justboycuz
sial tul la gb nih......

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:22 PM, by gigi_biru
ala mmg lu ade buat kan?

jg2 suey nnti lu lak jd mangsa buas jcb ni...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:25 PM, by sYuE
ni yg aq xnak msuk lj ni...
sbb nenek gigi ni la....
cm bangang...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:25 PM, by justboycuz
nape gb...??ke ko yg nk ko kate kat aku....

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:27 PM, by justboycuz
gb nie nafsu cam binatang....
kadang2 cam alien pun ade...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:32 PM, by gigi_biru
tu la bdk2 skrg..
sound skit da melenting...xleh nak terima nasihat...
byk sgt mkn mkanan yg haram..hati pun da hitam...xleh nak terima teguran

kena btg idung sdri la katakan....tp lu mmg ade niat kan jcb?

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:33 PM, by gigi_biru
hai takkan marah kot jcb...kata hepi go laki..
hip hip horee la katakan...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:36 PM, by justboycuz
hepi pun btmpt.....klu kena sound sape x mrh...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 10:51 PM, by gigi_biru
baru skit je tu wa kasi....
byk lg nasihat2 yg wa nak kasi
wa siap da beli tu buku "nasihat utk member LJ yg bernama justboycuz"
wa beli khas utk lu tu...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 11:08 PM, by lol@
huhuhu...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 11:11 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Xsgke.. Mseh bgad0h.. Lalalala

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 11:12 PM, by gigi_biru
eh mane wa ade gadoh..wa nasihat je...
lu nak nasihat dari wa ta fp?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 8:41 AM, by justboycuz
huh....

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 8:50 AM, by gagak hitam
..............................

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 9:08 AM, by justboycuz
ade lg mamat hitam nih...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 9:30 AM, by danny zilinger
gigi kuning la bukan biru...
hahahaktuih......

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 9:39 AM, by justboycuz
sape plak mamat nie...???

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 10:49 AM, by idadania
.....................

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 11:07 AM, by gagak hitam
HAI ADI EH SILAP IDA LA

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 12:02 PM, by danny zilinger
lu apasal juzboy????

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 12:03 PM, by danny zilinger
juzboy or jubor

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 1:46 PM, by idadania
hi....kagag..eh silap la..gagak..

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 1:52 PM, by TuT
hi hi hi........bosannyer...rase nak main bontot girl jer...kekekeke

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 2:13 PM, by justboycuz
ko nk ke tut..???
klu nk tu ade bontot danny......dier x kesah...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 2:18 PM, by TuT
hahahaha.....agak cibai care kau bercakap.....ko ingat aku gay??? air lior aku pon tak meleleh tgk bontot danny! cis!

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 2:32 PM, by hazwanmalay
pelik btui citenye

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 2:47 PM, by bapakLU
hai..im newbie...leh tunjuk ajr.lamo xdgr kabar korg.he3

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 2:52 PM, by TuT
ko kurang ajar ker?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 2:56 PM, by justboycuz
ha ah....klu kurang ajar meh cni aku menambahkan ajar ko.....

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 2:57 PM, by bapakLU
x hormat org tua lgsung.huh!

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 2:58 PM, by bapakLU
ape nk jd bdk2 skang ni.

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:01 PM, by TuT
la...dah ko mintak tunjok ajar....aku tanyer la ko ni kurang ajar ker???

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:02 PM, by justboycuz
hek elah org tue seko nih.....tadi mintak pas2 maree...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:07 PM, by bapakLU
aku suruh korg tunjuk jew.

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:07 PM, by TuT
org tue maklum la/.....nyanyok sikit kot...tak gitu bapakLU???

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:09 PM, by justboycuz
nyanyuk dah ke bapakLu.....
sian bini ko...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:10 PM, by bapakLU
nyanyuk pn maen sdp ag..bini asyik mntk jew.kui kui

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:11 PM, by TuT
ntah ade tak bini lagi die nih.....kot tgh dok kat umah org tue2...bapakLU...bape umo?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:12 PM, by TuT
batang masih tegang ke bapakLU?? boleh tahan ko nih...wakakaka

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:13 PM, by justboycuz
mintak pae bapakLu...???
mintak kawin lg ke......??

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:16 PM, by TuT
mintak ajo kot.....kan die kuang ajo...kukukukuk

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:17 PM, by justboycuz
huhuhu.....

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:18 PM, by bapakLU
biarla rahsia..

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:19 PM, by bapakLU
btg paip tegang ag la..

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:20 PM, by bapakLU
brg baik mesti gagah perkasa.tegang n utuh.huhuhu..

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:21 PM, by TuT
rahsia otak kau..

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:22 PM, by TuT
lucah sungguh!

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:23 PM, by bapakLU
la tadi tanyer.lol! dengki r 2.

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:27 PM, by justboycuz
tak dengki larr....ape hal dengki kat ko.....

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:27 PM, by TuT
dengki kejadah ape aku ngan ko bapak?? hahahha.....dengki batang ko bsar?? batang penyapu umah aku agi besa la bapak!

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:30 PM, by bapakLU
penyapu lidi wat pe.ke ko gne btg balak wt pnyapu.aku x risau btg kck ke bsar.jnji bini aku suke.wakakaka...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:35 PM, by TuT
alahai.....lidi ade batang ker?? bodoh nyer ko bapak....oppsss....aku lpe...kan ko kurang blaja,....hehe

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:35 PM, by justboycuz
waaaa.......

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:39 PM, by bapakLU
dasr anak luar nikah la lu ni TuT.kuwang ajor....

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:50 PM, by TuT
alahai...gampang tol bapak nih....suakti jer cakap TuT anak luar nikah...dah la kuang ajo!

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:51 PM, by justboycuz
ha ah....dier bukan ank luar nikah....dier ank luar kawin...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:57 PM, by bapakLU
korg 2 sume ank angkt jew.

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:04 PM, by TuT
aku anak emak

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:05 PM, by bapakLU
emak mane?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:07 PM, by justboycuz
bini ko kot bapakLu.....

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:09 PM, by TuT
bodoh btol la bapakLU...emak aku la!!! mmg sah ko nih kuang ajo! dah la kuaNG ajo! bengap pulak tuh!

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:11 PM, by bapakLU
ooo..xkn ank aku plak kot.

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:12 PM, by bapakLU
xnk aku ank kuang ajo cm buntut aym neh.

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:12 PM, by justboycuz
mane tau....kot2 larr...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:13 PM, by TuT
tak hingin aku jadik anak ko ! silap ari bulan aku kene liwat oleh ko!

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:19 PM, by bapakLU
best gak 2.

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:40 PM, by novel
gay tuu........errr yuck

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:41 PM, by gigi_biru
wa....meriah nye....
hi jcb...mana suey?dlm dakapan lu ke?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:42 PM, by gigi_biru
fuh nasib baik x serentak ngan novellucah....
klu x kena samak papan keyboard wa ni

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:49 PM, by justboycuz
bukan ari ni turn ko kan gb......maklum larr gb pun nk jgak...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 4:52 PM, by gigi_biru
eee...ape ni...buat tuduhan melulu...
wa ni warak dan suci..mana wat maksiat mcm lu...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 5:02 PM, by gagak hitam
hmmm ape ni....

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 7:52 PM, by isza
aikkk...
APA YANG BERLAKU???

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 at 11:08 PM, by BLuRr...........
entah cam sial

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 at 12:19 AM, by gigi_lama
gl gb ga gg gabi gigi_biru@gigi_pantat mak ko busuk!!

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