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by: matlempang
Word Count: 106
Date: Tue, 3 Apr 2007 Time: 4:50 PM
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Seorang gadis kampung, Timah, ingin memutuskan hubungan dengan boyfriend omputihnya melelui surat. Suratnya berbunyi begini:-

Hi,

My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my LIVER. I hav been crying until no more eye water. I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!

The true,

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  • Tue, 31 Jul 2007 at 9:55 PM, by andrewkooi
    Malay translation (agak-agak lah / more or less lah) for those among you who haven't got the faintest idea what these words mean ;-p Hi Tujuan saya menulis surat ini adalah untuk memberitahu awak sesuatu. Saya ingin memutuskan hubungan kita. Saya nampak awak bermain kayu tiga (have an affair) di depan mata saya. Jesteru itu, saya memutuskan hubungan dengan menarik diri daripada percintaan ini. Saya telah fikir perkara ini secara masak-masak. Saya tahu saya hanya menepuk satu tangan sahaja (only one sided in terms of rumour). Saya tidak percaya pada kamu lagi. Awak memang buaya darat. Saya tidak mahu awak bermain dengan hati saya. Saya menangis sehingga tiada air mata lagi. Saya tidak mahu pisang berbuah dua kali (Doesn't want this to occur again - taken from the Malay idiom that opportunity doesn't strike twice). Selamat jalan. Yang benar, Timah

  • Sat, 31 May 2008 at 7:40 AM, by Ichigo
    Sy dh penah dgr dah tp yg bezanya kat last kali dia tulis 'your girlfren container' = bekas girlfren awak

  • Sat, 6 Dec 2008 at 11:43 PM, by awek_brutal
    hehehehehehe.... tp rjin kan andrewkooi tu.....

  • Wed, 9 Sep 2009 at 10:11 AM, by AlfaJuliet
    phm ke orng puteh tu?

  • Fri, 11 Jun 2010 at 1:49 PM, by cynta90
    hahaaa !! kena masuk taun 1 lg laa

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