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KISAH SANG MUSANG DAN KURA-KURA

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by: NASHI
Word Count: 262
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 2009 Time: 12:28 PM
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MUSANG

KURA-KURA

 

PADA SUATU PAGI YANG INDAH, KURA-KURA SEDANG BERJALAN BERSIAR-SIAR...

 

SEDANG BERJALAN DIA TERSEREMPAK DGN SANG MUSANG INI..

 

SANG MUSAng INI PUN BERKATA..

'OI KURA-KURA, ASAL LA KO NI LEMBAP SGT? KESIAN NYE JADI KO NI' DGN NADA YG KURANG AJA..

 

SANG KURA-KURA PUN BERKATA:

'NAK BUAT MCM MANE?, DAH TUHAN JADIKAN AKU LEMBAP MCM NI''

 

 

MUSANG BERKATA: ' WAKAKA KO NI MMG BODOH LAH KALAU AKU JADI KO DA LAMA AkU BUNUH DIRI.'

 

SANG KURA PUN BERASA MARAH DAN TERCABAR, DAN BERKATA:

''BAIK, KALAU BERGITU MARI KITA BERLUMBA, KALAU AKU MENANG, SI CAT ( BINI MUSANG) TU JADI MILIK AKU''..

 

MUSANG PUN BERKATA:

'WAH..KAU BIA BETOL? WAKAKA KO NI BWAT LAWAK BETUL LA SI KURA2.WAKAKA

 

KURA PUN BERKATA; HAK ELEH? PAHAL LU? LU CUAK KE?

 

SI MUSANG JWB: ORITE BRO, KALAU MCM TU JOM LA, KALAU KAU MENANG KO BOLE AMIK AWEK AKU (SI CAT)..HAHAHA

 

AKHIRNYA MEREKA BERDUA PUN SETUJU UNTUK BERLUMBA..

''KITA LUMBA SAPE SAMPAI ATAS BUKIT TU DULU, DIA YG MENANG''

KATA SI MUSANG.

 

BERMULA LA PERLUMBAAN ITU,1,2,3 POMM!,

MUSANG PUN TERUS PECUT LAJU,VROOM!, YG SI KURA-KURA JALAN TERGEDEK2..

 

MUSANG ITU TERGELAK2 DAN LANSI DGN KURA-KURA TU..

 

TIBA2...

 

SANG KURA2 TELAH TRANSFORM MENJADI NINJA TURTLE

 

 

 

JENG JENG!

 

SANG KURA2 PUN LOMPAT DAN MEMBERI  FLYING KICK DEKAT SI MUSANG,..

 

 

SI MUSANG PUN KO..

 

DAN SANG KURA-KURA TELAH MENANG..

DIA DPT JUGAK SI CAT TU AKHIRNYA..

 

TAMAT....

 

 

 

 

 

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  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:31 PM, by cicak
    hahaha mcm sial..

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:33 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    wakakkak,,, musang 2 bodo mcm nashi :P

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:35 PM, by NASHI
    KECAH LA SI HARIMAU BODOH NI, DAH LA BUDAK BARU, NAK CARI PASAL DGN WA

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:36 PM, by cicak
    nashi kau patut tuka si musang tu jadi harimau ni.haha

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:38 PM, by cutedevil69
    cibai je ko ni nashi.. nangis la dak musang klu bce artikel ni nnt.. kakakakaa..

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:38 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    tukar jdi kisah cicak n nasi basi pn ok gak dowh. ahhahaha :P

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:42 PM, by sYuE
    malasnye nk bce...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:43 PM, by sYuE
    nashi wt sndri ke ni????

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:45 PM, by cicak
    bising ar ko harimau, da la ponteng keje.haha

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:46 PM, by NASHI
    YELA SYUE SYG, I YG BUAT SENDIRI K,TAKDE COPY PASTE BACA AND ENJOY =)

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:47 PM, by NASHI
    CICAK KO JGN LYN SI HARIMAU BENGAP TU, DIA TU BODOH SBB TU NAK CARI PASAL DGN AKU

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:48 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    perghhh.. syg2 lak die.. rase mcm nk sekeh2 jew pale si nashi nie.. wakkakaka :P sekeh skit pale nasi...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:48 PM, by cicak
    hahaha kene harimau bengap sebijik

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:48 PM, by sYuE
    oo..wt sndri..... hai smue.....slmt tgh hari... bosan la hri ni.....

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:49 PM, by sYuE
    musang xdtg ke hri ni...lwk ni tuk musang ke?

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:50 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    bosan ae.. jom kite manja2 nashi jgn jelous... ahhaaa

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:50 PM, by cicak
    hai syue, sihat ke?

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:51 PM, by sYuE
    sihat....... mnje2 mende?

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:52 PM, by cicak
    tu harimau gatal, dia suke ngap perempuan je, jgn lyn dia syue.

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:52 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    nk ajk syue dating ar.. heheh

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:53 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    ala cicak.. skali skala kna ngap... pe salah nye dowh...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:55 PM, by cicak
    syue tak gi sekolah ke hari ni?

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:56 PM, by sYuE
    huh...xnak aq kne ngap...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:56 PM, by sYuE
    ne skolah ari ni...skolah bka mggu pan..

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:57 PM, by cicak
    aah, lupe lak hari ni cuti.hehe

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:58 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    owh.. syue skolah agi kew. form bpe syue.(nada manja) hhehehe

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:01 PM, by Batu The Rock
    mmg best la lawak ko yg ni nashi... ramainyer yg syok dgn sYuE... sYuE ni laki2 ke pompuan? atau luar pompuan dlm laki2... kui...kui...kui...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:03 PM, by sYuE
    thun dpan f4.... ape la...aq pompuan btol2...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:06 PM, by sYuE
    uik...cmne cicak ley lupe lak?

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:08 PM, by Batu The Rock
    ooo... aku ingat pompuan olok-olok... dah ramai plak binatang masuk dlm lj ni...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:13 PM, by sYuE
    hahaha......terlepas kut..

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:23 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Bila cintaa di dustaaa..hati mulaa glisaaaah,hilanggg kkasiiih hatiii.. Hidupp jadii mranaaaaa.. Insan jd idaaamaan,kinii di milikk 0ranggg..cinta yg d impikann..ptus d tgh jalannnnn!

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:24 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Bila cintaa di dustaaa..hati mulaa glisaaaah,hilanggg kkasiiih hatiii.. Hidupp jadii mranaaaaa.. Insan jd idaaamaan,kinii di milikk 0ranggg..cinta yg d impikann..ptus d tgh jalannnnn!

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:29 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    00ps..tlebey sudaaa.. Erm.erm.. Restuilah..prpisahan ini..rlakanlah..pmergian aq... Jgn bsedih..jgn mnangis..smuanya tlah dtentukan... Berat atiii,berat aq rsakannn,brjauhann dgn mu syg.. Tp perjanjiaaan hanya dcni... Xdaya brtahann lg... Izin aq bm0h0n diriiii...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:29 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    00ps..tlebey sudaaa.. Erm.erm.. Restuilah..prpisahan ini..rlakanlah..pmergian aq... Jgn bsedih..jgn mnangis..smuanya tlah dtentukan... Berat atiii,berat aq rsakannn,brjauhann dgn mu syg.. Tp perjanjiaaan hanya dcni... Xdaya brtahann lg... Izin aq bm0h0n diriiii...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:31 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Tlah aq trimaaa tkdr dri yg esaaa..ttusuk smbiluu ati pdihh trlukaaa,tkuburr impiann kita binaa brsamaaaa..trlerai sudah ikatann cintaaaaaa..

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:43 PM, by Batu The Rock
    waaahhh... FP dah kemaruk jiwang cintan lah plak...

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:57 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    J0m batu..lyn lagu jiwang! Atiku bbunga kmbaliii..mungkinkah dia dpt q milikki!

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:06 PM, by xxyy
    eheee fp...jiwangnyer!!

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:12 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    pe kes ngan fb.. kemaruk cinta kew.. wakakakka

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:12 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Skali skale la xxyy.. Bkn slaluuuu! Nk release an tensen ni.. Huhu!

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:13 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Agagaga.. Hmpr tpt 2 tiger.. Tp slh..agagagaga

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:18 PM, by NASHI
    WAKAKA FP, JOM KITA LYN LAGU CINTAN TANGKAP LELEH

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:19 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    hahha, samdul bin badigol la ko nie..

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:19 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
    hahha, samdul bin badigol la ko nie..

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:54 PM, by xxyy
    ye ke fp? tp aku nengok mcm selalu je kau berjiwang jiwangan... ekkeekeee

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 4:05 PM, by belu_tot
    cantek si kura2 itu

  • Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 7:32 PM, by coco jumbo
    artikel lawak tp komen2 lg wt aku gelak besar.. wakakakaka

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