KISAH SANG MUSANG DAN KURA-KURA

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by: NASHI
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Date: Wed, 30 Dec 2009 Time: 12:28 PM
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MUSANG

KURA-KURA

PADA SUATU PAGI YANG INDAH, KURA-KURA SEDANG BERJALAN BERSIAR-SIAR...

SEDANG BERJALAN DIA TERSEREMPAK DGN SANG MUSANG INI..

SANG MUSAng INI PUN BERKATA..

'OI KURA-KURA, ASAL LA KO NI LEMBAP SGT? KESIAN NYE JADI KO NI' DGN NADA YG KURANG AJA..

SANG KURA-KURA PUN BERKATA:

'NAK BUAT MCM MANE?, DAH TUHAN JADIKAN AKU LEMBAP MCM NI''

MUSANG BERKATA: ' WAKAKA KO NI MMG BODOH LAH KALAU AKU JADI KO DA LAMA AkU BUNUH DIRI.'

SANG KURA PUN BERASA MARAH DAN TERCABAR, DAN BERKATA:

''BAIK, KALAU BERGITU MARI KITA BERLUMBA, KALAU AKU MENANG, SI CAT ( BINI MUSANG) TU JADI MILIK AKU''..

MUSANG PUN BERKATA:

'WAH..KAU BIA BETOL? WAKAKA KO NI BWAT LAWAK BETUL LA SI KURA2.WAKAKA

KURA PUN BERKATA; HAK ELEH? PAHAL LU? LU CUAK KE?

SI MUSANG JWB: ORITE BRO, KALAU MCM TU JOM LA, KALAU KAU MENANG KO BOLE AMIK AWEK AKU (SI CAT)..HAHAHA

AKHIRNYA MEREKA BERDUA PUN SETUJU UNTUK BERLUMBA..

''KITA LUMBA SAPE SAMPAI ATAS BUKIT TU DULU, DIA YG MENANG''

KATA SI MUSANG.

BERMULA LA PERLUMBAAN ITU,1,2,3 POMM!,

MUSANG PUN TERUS PECUT LAJU,VROOM!, YG SI KURA-KURA JALAN TERGEDEK2..

MUSANG ITU TERGELAK2 DAN LANSI DGN KURA-KURA TU..

TIBA2...

SANG KURA2 TELAH TRANSFORM MENJADI NINJA TURTLE

JENG JENG!

SANG KURA2 PUN LOMPAT DAN MEMBERI  FLYING KICK DEKAT SI MUSANG,..

SI MUSANG PUN KO..

DAN SANG KURA-KURA TELAH MENANG..

DIA DPT JUGAK SI CAT TU AKHIRNYA..

TAMAT....

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Comments

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:31 PM, by cicak
hahaha mcm sial..

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:33 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
wakakkak,,, musang 2 bodo mcm nashi :P

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:35 PM, by NASHI
KECAH LA SI HARIMAU BODOH NI, DAH LA BUDAK BARU, NAK CARI PASAL DGN WA

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:36 PM, by cicak
nashi kau patut tuka si musang tu jadi harimau ni.haha

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:38 PM, by cutedevil69
cibai je ko ni nashi.. nangis la dak musang klu bce artikel ni nnt.. kakakakaa..

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:38 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
tukar jdi kisah cicak n nasi basi pn ok gak dowh. ahhahaha :P

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:42 PM, by sYuE
malasnye nk bce...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:43 PM, by sYuE
nashi wt sndri ke ni????

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:45 PM, by cicak
bising ar ko harimau, da la ponteng keje.haha

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:46 PM, by NASHI
YELA SYUE SYG, I YG BUAT SENDIRI K,TAKDE COPY PASTE BACA AND ENJOY =)

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:47 PM, by NASHI
CICAK KO JGN LYN SI HARIMAU BENGAP TU, DIA TU BODOH SBB TU NAK CARI PASAL DGN AKU

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:48 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
perghhh.. syg2 lak die.. rase mcm nk sekeh2 jew pale si nashi nie.. wakkakaka :P sekeh skit pale nasi...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:48 PM, by cicak
hahaha kene harimau bengap sebijik

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:48 PM, by sYuE
oo..wt sndri..... hai smue.....slmt tgh hari... bosan la hri ni.....

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:49 PM, by sYuE
musang xdtg ke hri ni...lwk ni tuk musang ke?

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:50 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
bosan ae.. jom kite manja2 nashi jgn jelous... ahhaaa

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:50 PM, by cicak
hai syue, sihat ke?

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:51 PM, by sYuE
sihat....... mnje2 mende?

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:52 PM, by cicak
tu harimau gatal, dia suke ngap perempuan je, jgn lyn dia syue.

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:52 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
nk ajk syue dating ar.. heheh

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:53 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
ala cicak.. skali skala kna ngap... pe salah nye dowh...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:55 PM, by cicak
syue tak gi sekolah ke hari ni?

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:56 PM, by sYuE
huh...xnak aq kne ngap...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:56 PM, by sYuE
ne skolah ari ni...skolah bka mggu pan..

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:57 PM, by cicak
aah, lupe lak hari ni cuti.hehe

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 12:58 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
owh.. syue skolah agi kew. form bpe syue.(nada manja) hhehehe

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:01 PM, by Batu The Rock
mmg best la lawak ko yg ni nashi... ramainyer yg syok dgn sYuE... sYuE ni laki2 ke pompuan? atau luar pompuan dlm laki2... kui...kui...kui...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:03 PM, by sYuE
thun dpan f4.... ape la...aq pompuan btol2...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:06 PM, by sYuE
uik...cmne cicak ley lupe lak?

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:08 PM, by Batu The Rock
ooo... aku ingat pompuan olok-olok... dah ramai plak binatang masuk dlm lj ni...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:13 PM, by sYuE
hahaha......terlepas kut..

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:23 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Bila cintaa di dustaaa..hati mulaa glisaaaah,hilanggg kkasiiih hatiii.. Hidupp jadii mranaaaaa.. Insan jd idaaamaan,kinii di milikk 0ranggg..cinta yg d impikann..ptus d tgh jalannnnn!

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:24 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Bila cintaa di dustaaa..hati mulaa glisaaaah,hilanggg kkasiiih hatiii.. Hidupp jadii mranaaaaa.. Insan jd idaaamaan,kinii di milikk 0ranggg..cinta yg d impikann..ptus d tgh jalannnnn!

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:29 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
00ps..tlebey sudaaa.. Erm.erm.. Restuilah..prpisahan ini..rlakanlah..pmergian aq... Jgn bsedih..jgn mnangis..smuanya tlah dtentukan... Berat atiii,berat aq rsakannn,brjauhann dgn mu syg.. Tp perjanjiaaan hanya dcni... Xdaya brtahann lg... Izin aq bm0h0n diriiii...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:29 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
00ps..tlebey sudaaa.. Erm.erm.. Restuilah..prpisahan ini..rlakanlah..pmergian aq... Jgn bsedih..jgn mnangis..smuanya tlah dtentukan... Berat atiii,berat aq rsakannn,brjauhann dgn mu syg.. Tp perjanjiaaan hanya dcni... Xdaya brtahann lg... Izin aq bm0h0n diriiii...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:31 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Tlah aq trimaaa tkdr dri yg esaaa..ttusuk smbiluu ati pdihh trlukaaa,tkuburr impiann kita binaa brsamaaaa..trlerai sudah ikatann cintaaaaaa..

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:43 PM, by Batu The Rock
waaahhh... FP dah kemaruk jiwang cintan lah plak...

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 1:57 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
J0m batu..lyn lagu jiwang! Atiku bbunga kmbaliii..mungkinkah dia dpt q milikki!

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:06 PM, by xxyy
eheee fp...jiwangnyer!!

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:12 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
pe kes ngan fb.. kemaruk cinta kew.. wakakakka

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:12 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Skali skale la xxyy.. Bkn slaluuuu! Nk release an tensen ni.. Huhu!

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:13 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Agagaga.. Hmpr tpt 2 tiger.. Tp slh..agagagaga

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:18 PM, by NASHI
WAKAKA FP, JOM KITA LYN LAGU CINTAN TANGKAP LELEH

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:19 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
hahha, samdul bin badigol la ko nie..

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:19 PM, by Tiger^^Ks 1 Hit
hahha, samdul bin badigol la ko nie..

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 2:54 PM, by xxyy
ye ke fp? tp aku nengok mcm selalu je kau berjiwang jiwangan... ekkeekeee

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 4:05 PM, by belu_tot
cantek si kura2 itu

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 at 7:32 PM, by coco jumbo
artikel lawak tp komen2 lg wt aku gelak besar.. wakakakaka

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